To all the fresh-faced fashionable young people who move to Canberra this time of year,
You pissed me off! You never fail to! I suppose, technically you are different people who arrive from Sydney or Melbourne sporting interesting fabrics and boutique designs, but LOOK AROUND YOU. Everyone else is wearing corporate fashions brought to you by a combination of Target and the Roger David discount rack and was perfectly happy about it. We have an understanding here... there is no need for a suit to be any colour other than dark grey or for a fabric to exist that is not polyester-cotton.
Except when looking in the mirror or gaggling in group of gradlings, please note a complete absence of well tailored trousers or slim-fit French cut shirts, because last year's trendsters all got with the program around May when it's time to buy a shapeless oversized black duffel coat. Please hurry up and lose your style so we can go back to feeling united and happy in our mediocrity.
