Brendan Fraser has recently inherited amusing action hero status in the mold of Harrison Ford. And like Harrison Ford’s latest film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, this one is plagued with problems. As a film, it was originally shot in 3D. You remember 3D, the brief and exceptionally forgettable movie fad of the ‘50s. Well in some ways it’s back, only to be forgettable once again. And that is one of the issues with this film; its hook is the 3D gimmick so there is an over-reliance on things popping out of the screen at the expense of plot, character development and a script that really delivers. Fraser plays Professor Trevor Anderson who is asked to look after his nephew Sean, played with teenage boredom by Josh Hutcherson, for a few days. Inspired by the Jules Verne novel, they head to Scandinavia after finding a shitload of loose change sitting in jars (is that as implausible as it sounds?), as opposed to skiing in Canada and meeting the exceptionally pretty Hannah, played by Anita Briem, who is fourteen years younger than Fraser in real life.
There is a bit of fun and witty dialogue with the three of them and they fall down a mountain and before you can say “shit, isn’t this The Mummy 4?”, they wind up somewhere near the centre of the earth. From there it seems to be about Hannah and Trevor hooking up – making many a viewer vomit in their mouths – while they find a way home. This film never really seems to get out of first gear and even the supposed action bits are lackluster, with the flick putting all of its eggs in the ‘wow 3D’ basket. The direction is competent from Eric Brevig, a former Xena: Warrior Princess director, but let’s make sure he never gets near a film camera again. While the three leads are all passable, the issue comes in with the relationship between Fraser and Briem. He looks old enough to be her preacher in church and that is truly scary. It would have been way more appropriate to see young love blossom between Sean and Hannah with Fraser doing some witty asides to camera. I guess the truth is, this could have been a lot worse – it could have been The Mummy 4.