Things that piss me off: over weight pedestrians blocking the CYCLE PATH and getting self righteous when they don’t hear the bell because they had their ipod stuffed deep into their fat ears. Get the fuck off the cycle path and back on the footpath if you don’t like bikes passing you. The trekkie will die from type 2 diabetes before my organs get harvested, as will your flabby arse (thanks for owning up to that one). When a cyclist passes you they aren’t thinking “We are Gods, grovel before us you badly dress flabby puss bucket”, they think “I wish this deaf wideload would get off the fucking CYCLE PATH." YOU PISSED ME OFF.
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