Dear ex-housemates,
Thanks
so much for deciding to move out in the last few weeks of submitting my
thesis, that was fucking excellent. I would also like to thank you for
taking all of the accounts in the house with you because it was cheaper
for you to do that- not only did I get everything cut off, had to spend
100 hours on my mobile to fucking gas and phone companies, but I also
have to re-pay the set up fees I paid when we had the accounts set up
in the first place. Extra thanks for having PDAs in the loungeroom when
I broke up with my boyfriend earlier in the year, and thanks for taking
over the house in general- as a couple, I guess you were entitled to
it. I hope that you live happily fucking ever after in your mundane
fucking pointless existence.
