Hello there, dear readers!
It is I, your humble editor. After a whole year in this big black leather throne I finally have my own column, and you can bet your sweet bippy I’m excited. A question: have you ever had a close inspection of the coat of arms up there? I actually only just noticed the icons emblazoned on it when I had a skim over the last ish’s Locality, seeking inspiration for this ditty. The discovery tied in rather well with a chortle I had at The Front the night before, upon overhearing a smartly suited man sum up this city for a few French tourists. “Porn, weed and fireworks,” said he. Bollocks, thought I.
You know what I reckon encapsulates Canberra? The collaborations at glorious Corinbank a few weeks back. Where else but the nash cap could you catch an impromptu ten-piece band with the incomparable Beth Monzo at the helm bust out some killer dub, whilst under the moniker Soctor Deuss Rafe Morris and Andrew Walker read Doctor Seuss, and a lithe and nimble circus man pulls off some mighty impressive stunts and a very sexy capoiera roda spar and play the berimbau? Nowhere but Canberra, my friend. Nowhere but here.
This is my fourth year in my beloved ‘Berra and damn straight I call her home. I spent my first 18 in Alice Springs, a complex and often confronting place but a spectacularly sumptuous melting pot in the true sense of the term. It may come as a surprise to some, but it’s absolutely chockers with all sorts of artsy types constantly creating an enormous amount of wondrously inimitable works. But the jump from a town of 30,000 to 330,000 sure was exciting, and within a week of my arrival I was writing for this fine rag. I can remember the first time I picked up a copy. Wowsers! I thought. I’m living in a city that has its own streetpress! And there’re posters for gigs plastered all over the place!
Canberra’s suburban milk fed malaise is ‘nothing ever happens here/no one ever comes here’, but I grew up in a town that sees maybe three national tours a year. triple j’s One Night Stand is the biggest contemporary music event Alice has ever seen. The only event that ever came close was the NT government’s annual Bass in the Dust, which was scrapped last year and replaced with a Jimmy Barnes concert. Barnesy, for chrissakes.
So, Canberra, wake up, will ya? I’ve lost count of how many festivals are happening this year. And I haven’t even mentioned the bucket load of brilliant local gigs on nightly. As local treasure Chanel Cole proclaimed at the superb Speakeasy Fringe Club at The Street last year (gin and tonic in teapots, suitcases hanging from the ceiling, disgustingly talented musos, now they were some nights to remember!), Canberra is like a sexy librarian. She’s all coy and conservative on the outside, but underneath her pant suit of grey she’s wearing fucking sexy lingerie. Once you woo her, once you get to know her, baby, it’s on.
Julz’s hot tip: Electric Lake, Saturday March 27, Commonwealth Park Ampitheatre. Assassins 88, Catcat, Waterford, Old Ace, Ah! Pandita, The Fighting League and Voss. It’s a free all ages local festival and you can read about it on page 21. See you there.
JULIA WINTERFLOOD
julia@bmamag.com