How much fun one has at a gig depends upon a wide range of factors. Key 'fun determinants' include factors such as how much one likes the band/s playing, the venue in which they are playing, how long one had to wait in line before entering said venue, how cold the wait in the line was, how much one's friends bitched and whinged about being cold while waiting in the line... you get my point. On some nights - the very best, golden nights - only good things happen. And on rare occasions, only bad things happen (so far, my friends and I have only experienced one of these wretched occasions, and it goes down in our history as 'Black Thursday'). Most outings, however, are a yin-yang mixture of positive and negative events, hopefully ending up weighted towards the good side by the end of the night. The following is my account of the positives and negatives of the Grafton Primary gig. Call it a social experiment if you will. (I wouldn't, though. It's not scientific in the least.)
The night began with pizza and ice cream with one of my best friends (plus). We got glammed-up and set off for Academy and we got in straight away (plus!). However, we soon realised that there was no line because, erm, there was nobody there. Cassette Kids opened to a near-empty club and while lead singer Katrina Noorbergen did her best to get the energy levels up, their self-consciously sparse sound fell somewhat flat on the glittering Acad floor (minus). Is it just me or were you told this gig was sold out? Weird.
Then, just when the funometer needle was swinging towards the negative end of the dial, Hey Now DJs took control of the decks. And can I just say that I LOVE THEM. They reminded us of the joys of some quality '80s synth with Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, whipped out some classic dance anthems from Sneaky, Fedde and Armand van Helden, as well as playing Gettin Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith (plus, plus, PLUS). Even Grafton lead singer Josh Garden hit the floor, limbering up with his trademark fluid dancing.
By the time Grafton Primary took to the stage the club was buzzing, but by no means full. I had initially thought Academy was an odd venue for this gig, but the acoustics are fairly fantastic and the larger space and many levels meant that I could actually see. GP's set was FLAWLESS - Josh and Ben were so well-rehearsed that you couldn't even notice their cues. All Stars absolutely went off, of course, as did other tracks from Eon like Records For the Righteous and We Are the Music. During Telling Lies we started talking to some cute guys who were dancing with their backs against the speakers (one of my favourite things to do in the world, if you don't mind the hearing damage), but soon found out that they had only recently turned eighteen and were therefore FAR too young for us (boo, hiss, minussss). However, mad dancing to I Can Cook off the Relativity EP made us forget all about our near-cougar experience. Overall GP played an impressively long and energetic set and Academy's amazing lighting setup complimented them perfectly.
So: venue was great, lighting was great, openers were good and headliners were amazing. On the whole, the night was one big fat plus sign. Kind of like the Red Cross symbol, but not, 'cause if we'd needed the Red Cross that definitely would have been a negative and as we know, a negative is not a positive. Oh dear. Told you I was bad at this science stuff. All I know is that E = MC2 and that's because Grafton Primary told me so.