Well DAY-m! Canberra’s got itself a big shiny pair of entertainment balls to start the new decade. The mighty cannons of the promotional world have decided the time has come to give the ‘Berra a ‘much needed shot in the arm’. We have our own Groovin The Moo festival… huzzah! Massive Attack are on their way… magnificent! Deep Purple are back… \m/! Lupe Fiasco will be popping past… dope! And now The Dead Weather shall walk the porridge encrusted halls of the ANU… mildly pleasing! Who’d a thunk it.
There’s only one teeny tiny small thing for it now… FOR THE LOVE OF WEEPING BABY JESUS, BUY YOUR FRICKIN’ TICKET, PEOPLE!
And do it now-now-now. Us Canberrans can have a horrendous tendency of whinging when big acts bypass us, only to then unleash a crackling Street Fighter-style hadouken ball of apathy when they do, guaranteeing we never see the like of them again.
So do your region proud, my disgustingly gorgeous Canberrans, and vote with your cash. A ticket bought now could ensure many more of its like in the future.
ALLAN “TICKETS! GEEEEEET YA TICKETS!” SKO
